Monday, August 26, 2013

Hail To The Queen

A courtyard filled with a bed of blue roses, Paige's favorite kind, where a small black had been resting. The surrounding's were fit for a Queen of the British young Diva's stature. Gates with bat wing and grinning ghoul designs that were a dreary black color. Glowing Jack O' Lantern sphere's sat atop lampposts that shined light on the gothic elegance that Paige demanded. Large, gloomy tree's with twisted branches and even head stones could be spotted in the background. It looked like something out of an AFI video and obviously Paige spared no expense to provide comfort for herself while cutting her promo's. She was carried in on the large shoulder of Tensai who was partial to black suits with purple ties and dark sunglasses these days. He delicately placed her onto her cushion and promptly handed her a cup of tea to enjoy. The pale skinned monarch was dressed in Gothic Lolita fashion with a frilly black gown and jacket, a large, red ribbon bow tie, a red bat symbol design cross from the front to the back on her dress, another red cross on her shawl and bottom half, high heeled black boots with a red cross, and a red ribbon on her left ankle. 

Paige: Do allow me to explain once more why I refuse to leave Summer Slam without the Women's Championship. 

Tensai stood with his arms folded behind Paige as she began to explain her accession to the throne. 

Paige: Despite being the youngest, most beautiful and most talented woman on this entire pitiful little roster, I was never paid proper respect. I went far beyond what is expected to be entertaining and memorable and despite all of this, I watched as all of the attention was given to the mediocre and dull. I did not receive a single Slammy nomination and I was rarely given an opportunity to compete in single matches. 

Paige spoke with a new, stereotypical, upperclass sort of speech pattern. She was practically looking down on the viewer with boredom, arrogance, snobbery and apathy. 

Paige: When I was finally given the opportunity to shine I defeated both of The Beautiful People, Torrie Wilson and A.J. Lee and consecutive weeks. There is little that I cannot do. 

She paused to take a sip of her tea.

Paige: I promised that when I won the title I would destroy it posthaste and I shall. For the way that I was treated, I shall properly dispose of the championship that means so much to so many. That has such a prestige behind it. ..That must..be..destroyed..

Her eyes turned up the level of intensity by narrowing into a deep glare.

Paige: I shall even conduct a special ceremony at the location of my choosing to shatter it into a million, insignificant, unrecognizable pieces. Another reason for this crusade. MsChif. Our current and reigning champion..at least until Summer Slam. Do fetch me some more tea, Tensai.

Tensai: Yes Paige.

Paige looked up towards her giant, bald bodyguard of sorts. She was displeased. She fully expected him, and everyone else, to have the highest standards of formality when conversing with her.

Tensai: Yes Queen Paige.

She nodded and he headed off with the tea cup in tow.

Paige: As I was saying..MsChif. Someone who had been with the company essentially a month and received a Slammy nomination over me. ME. My tireless work and effort was ignored and I took this as a slap in the face. Ever since that moment I have held a grudge against her and I patiently awaited my chance to humiliate her. That time has finally arrived.

Paige smirked a bit with an enchanting air of grace and dignity but also sarcasm and condescension. MsChif was below her and she wanted everyone to know it.

Paige: Don't get the wrong picture. This is not merely about a statue. This woman does not deserve the admiration that is bestowed upon her. She does not deserve to be a champion. She is a dull, boring and quite honestly, STUPID female wrestler. I don't care how long she has been in this business or how long she's fought to make it here. Someone made a mistake to bring here her and someone made an even bigger mistake by allowing her a title opportunity. This..thing..as the face of your division simply makes us all look horrible. I did effortlessly DESTROY the majority of this roster to simply allow her to walk out of that arena with some type of fluke victory. There will be no room for error and when it is over she is going to wish she never heard my name.

Tensai returned with a fresh cup of tea for Paige which she took without even looking at him. The smirk on her face grew a little wider.

Paige: There was no mistake when I instructed Tensai, a three pound man, to come to the ring and Chokeslam MsChif. I. Loved. Every. Second of it. My only regret is that he didn't break her spine in two. But we haven't seen much of the poor thing since then, have we? I hope every second was complete and total agony for her. I hope when I come down to the ring that the title is simply handed to me because that abomination is laying helpless in a hospital bed somewhere.

Paige was defintely showing her vindictive streak with these comments.

Paige: I signed to this company before my twenty birthday and it took MsChif her entire career to make it here. There's no need for this match because everyone with a pulse and a brain realizes that she could not defeat me on my worst day. We cannot be compared and anyone who does is obviously a moron and a fool. 

She even began to laugh just a little.

Paige: Do you know what the funniest part is? MsChif is supposed to be so talented. A fine champion to represent the EBWF. The PINNACLE of what a female wrestler is supposed to be because of the title she holds and it doesn't mean a thing. After all her hard work, after this long, painful struggle..she doesn't have any respect. All she amounts to is a punchline in one of John Cena's little routine's about how she has a dick. 

It was clear that the Queen of the Ring was not impressed with the level of infamy her opponent has achieved. 

Paige: THAT is your Women's Champion. A joke. Not even a funny one at that. No one will ever hold her in the same regard as Lita or Trish Stratus. She will never main event an episode of Warfare. Not even close. All she will ever be is a screeching, idiot holding up devil horns while hacking up green mist. A clown. Compared to MsChif I am royalty and she's not even fit to be in the same ring with me. And I will prove this at Summer Slam.

After those cutting words, the scene was brought to it's conclusion.